There was once a foolish maiden And she was so very queer She was so very ignorant But always of good cheer.
At first she thought it in her line Some verses of poetry to write. Accordingly at the age of nine She worked at them both day and night.
Her verses like herself were queer The sense of them seemed not to appear And so at last in despair she left Her cherished plan and to another cleft.
The next idea to seize her mind Was to become an instructor of youths So to practise this she often lined The chairs filled with pillows to represent The pupils who sought her truths.
But somehow the pupils would not learn And she at last began to discern That for a teacher she was not meant Although her energy in that line was bent.
This little maid with a brother was blest Who, not like herself, was one of the best In all studies that ever existed But who, alas, in the army enlisted.
This sad fate nearly broke the heart of this little maid, whose start In this world I’m relating. But she bravely bore her grief Because “twas for the best” was her belief.
Presently this brother stately and grand A rank in the army could command So the maid felt glad that she Her grief had born and replace with glee.
And once she even dared to think A servant girl to be. For ‘twas as easy At brushes and brooms to wink As at one of the stronger sex.
But thinking this not a calling high From her mind she let it slip. But never yet has lost her love For what many girls consider dry.
And now my maid has older grown And childish hopes from her mind have blown But to her goal no nearer is she Than when only at the age of three.
But now with delight it has been learned That this maid’s fortune is her voice Which with her brother’s cash hard earned Is causing many to rejoice.
Now to an end the tale we must bring But as I write I hear her sing For since her calling has been ascertained She is losing no time in being well trained.
Written by “the foolish maid” Eva Christine Stokey’ And dedicated to the “brother stately and grand” William Provines Stokey
When I was at home Eva read me a fragment of a magnificent epic that she had begun in accordance with an agreement that she made with you. I am afraid she won’t finish it unless you urge her. It is howlingly funny. It is the story of her early aspirations. This must be the poem, duly finished. Maybe the last two verses were added after encouragement from Will?
2. Presently this brother stately and grand I don't think that the poem is as howlingly funny as Alma found it, but I'll bet there was some laughter at the description of Will as being "stately and grand". For starters, he was only five feet tall. And he liked to wiggle his eyebrows.
3. I think there's another reference to this poem in a later letter from Eva to Will: